Posted in Uncategorized on June 30, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Dog Versus Sandwich will take a short break this week.
Now I know what you’re thinking: “You forgot there were five Mondays in June, didn’t you, Ben?”
Ahh haha! Ludicrous!
Hang your cynical head in shame!
No, this week we take a break to reflect. It’s been a remarkable six month journey thus far. I’m sure we all have our [...]
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Posted in June 2008, stories on June 23, 2008 | 9 Comments »
Good morning. This particular story was won from the author in a game of Eye Spy off the coast of Bolivia. Let’s just say the author failed to spot my grandmother with her thieving toes…
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Happyfacing
by Patricia Russo
That Saturday she was afraid to leave the apartment, since she’d been pissing spiders. There was an omen for [...]
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Posted in June 2008, stories on June 16, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Are beans a type of pea, or are peas a type of bean? This is the question I think tonight’s story asks, if obliquely. It’s up to you to find your own answer.
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Jim-Bob Fleasy, Professional Escort
Sarah Totton
Picture this: You’re standing outside a nice restaurant next to the beautiful girl you’ve just bought dinner for. Unfortunately, [...]
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This week’s tale is brought to you by the small wooden coaster on my coffee table… it believes in you, and it offers you its wisdom.
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Finding the Prince of Hearts
Aaron Benson
When they called Harry the Prince of Hearts they didn’t mean it literally. Instead they meant that he slept around. Unfortunately for Harry, when they [...]
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The pdf link for that last story should be fixed now, for anyone who had trouble with it…
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Posted in May 2008, stories on June 2, 2008 | 1 Comment »
It was on the day that everyone on tv started barking like dogs that I knew that my pony was never coming home. First I blamed myself, then I blamed you, then I blamed the pony. And finally I bought a metal stick and blamed it. The nights were cold that winter but my metal [...]
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