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	<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 08:09:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>A Short Paws</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 08:09:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dog Versus Sandwich will take a short break this week.
Now I know what you&#8217;re thinking: &#8220;You forgot there were five Mondays in June, didn&#8217;t you, Ben?&#8221;
Ahh haha! Ludicrous!
Hang your cynical head in shame!
No, this week we take a break to reflect. It&#8217;s been a remarkable six month journey thus far. I&#8217;m sure we all have our [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Story: Happyfacing&#8230; by Patricia Russo</title>
		<link>http://dogvsandwich.wordpress.com/2008/06/23/story-happyfacing-by-patricia-russo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 09:02:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good morning. This particular story was won from the author in a game of Eye Spy off the coast of Bolivia. Let&#8217;s just say the author failed to spot my grandmother with her thieving toes&#8230;
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Happyfacing
by Patricia Russo
 
 
 
That Saturday she was afraid to leave the apartment, since she&#8217;d been pissing spiders. There was an omen for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Story: Jim-Bob Fleasy, Professional Escort&#8230; by Sarah Totton</title>
		<link>http://dogvsandwich.wordpress.com/2008/06/16/story-jim-bob-fleasy-professional-escort-by-sarah-totton/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 10:04:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are beans a type of pea, or are peas a type of bean? This is the question I think tonight&#8217;s story asks, if obliquely. It&#8217;s up to you to find your own answer.
 jim-bob-fleasy
   
   
 
Jim-Bob Fleasy, Professional Escort
 Sarah Totton
 
 
 Picture this: You&#8217;re standing outside a nice restaurant next to the beautiful girl you&#8217;ve just bought dinner for. Unfortunately, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Story: Finding the Prince of Hearts by Aaron Benson</title>
		<link>http://dogvsandwich.wordpress.com/2008/06/09/story-finding-the-prince-of-hearts-by-aaron-benson/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 06:42:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week&#8217;s tale is brought to you by the small wooden coaster on my coffee table&#8230; it believes in you, and it offers you its wisdom.
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Finding the Prince of Hearts
Aaron Benson
 
 
 
When they called Harry the Prince of Hearts they didn&#8217;t mean it literally. Instead they meant that he slept around. Unfortunately for Harry, when they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>pdf link</title>
		<link>http://dogvsandwich.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/pdf-link/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 21:04:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The pdf link for that last story should be fixed now, for anyone who had trouble with it&#8230;
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		<title>Story: Glass Dancing&#8230; by Mari Ness</title>
		<link>http://dogvsandwich.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/story-glass-dancing-by-mari-ness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 09:05:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was on the day that everyone on tv started barking like dogs that I knew that my pony was never coming home. First I blamed myself, then I blamed you, then I blamed the pony. And finally I bought a metal stick and blamed it. The nights were cold that winter but my metal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Story: Ariadne and the Vine by Leah O&#8217;Hearn</title>
		<link>http://dogvsandwich.wordpress.com/2008/05/26/story-ariadne-and-the-vine-by-leah-ohearn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 08:26:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I always dreamed of being well-versed in the classics; proficient in Latin, faster than bears, able to sip orange juice with Socrates on the balcony of his Caravan&#8230; We had many many good times but they had to end, my friends. For the classical age was doomed to end the moment all its records were eaten by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Story: Calmer Karma by Katy Wimhurst</title>
		<link>http://dogvsandwich.wordpress.com/2008/05/19/story-calmer-karma-by-katy-wimhurst/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 08:03:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This story was found under a treasure chest at the back of the local post office last week after close on Thursday. It was guarded by a number of snapping turtles and a small rose bush. In the end we all had a soda.
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Calmer Karma
Katy Wimhurst
  
 
 
A wolf&#8217;s eyes normally gleam cold and sharp, like a metallic [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Story: Casting by Matt Shaner</title>
		<link>http://dogvsandwich.wordpress.com/2008/05/12/story-casting-by-matt-shaner/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 08:06:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I knew there would be trouble, of course, the minute I realised the wind was blowing backwards. How I quite ended up in this spot I have no idea. I can only assume the maps were ironic.
Here is this week&#8217;s story.
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Casting
By Matt Shaner
 
 
 
My father and I flew into Dallas/Fort Worth airport in late December. Snow [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Story: The Five Stages of Beef&#8230; by Peter Parrish</title>
		<link>http://dogvsandwich.wordpress.com/2008/05/05/story-the-five-stages-of-beef-by-peter-parrish/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 02:23:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been four long months since Dog versus Sandwich began its march toward greatness (or alternate destinations) with its bowler hat escalloted firmly to its head and a marching stick marching beside it, covered with ants of potential and stink bugs of ongoing maintenance&#8230; in that time I&#8217;ve learnt a lot about myself, not least [...]]]></description>
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