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		<title>Dog day</title>
		<link>http://dogvsandwich.wordpress.com/2008/10/19/dog-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 09:52:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s my sad duty to inform y&#8217;all that this week&#8217;s story is the final story for Dog versus Sandwich. Changes in my personal circumstances, and an increasing squeeze on my time have meant I&#8217;ve had to make some tough decisions, and the administrative side of maintaining a weekly website has become more and more difficult [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dogvsandwich.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1457143&amp;post=136&amp;subd=dogvsandwich&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Story: Tongue&#8230; by Samantha Henderson</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 09:31:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I discovered this story next to my inner peace. It was printed on tattered parchment, with a stamp pad next to it, and a group of seven sleepy behemoths had been taking it in turns to stamp words onto it, mixing into the story until it formed a potpourri of mischance and happy accidents. It [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dogvsandwich.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1457143&amp;post=131&amp;subd=dogvsandwich&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Story: The Day My Hands Fell Off&#8230; by T.J. McIntyre</title>
		<link>http://dogvsandwich.wordpress.com/2008/10/13/story-the-day-my-hands-fell-off-by-tj-mcintyre/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 12:38:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week&#8217;s story is something I think we&#8217;ve all been through, no? I remember losing my hands in the dumb-waiter chute of an upmarket establishment in the nineteen-forties after one too many secretive schnapps when Mister Chesterton was following us. Needles to say there was much pianissimo and very little mezzoforte until a fortunate dog [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dogvsandwich.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1457143&amp;post=128&amp;subd=dogvsandwich&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Turnaround Times</title>
		<link>http://dogvsandwich.wordpress.com/2008/10/07/turnaround-times/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:09:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Also, a note on turnaround times. Real life has intruded a little in the last few months and our current turnaround time is more like two or three months rather than one month. I&#8217;m aiming to get this down to a faster time soon.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dogvsandwich.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1457143&amp;post=126&amp;subd=dogvsandwich&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>This week&#8217;s story</title>
		<link>http://dogvsandwich.wordpress.com/2008/10/07/this-weeks-story/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:07:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dogvsandwich.wordpress.com/?p=124</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Forgot to blog before going to Conflux that there&#8217;d be no story this Monday. It&#8217;s kind of redundant, now that Monday has been and gone, but just so it&#8217;s official: there will be no story yesterday. Normality of sorts will resume.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dogvsandwich.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1457143&amp;post=124&amp;subd=dogvsandwich&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Story: A Fish and a Balloon&#8230; by Diane Height</title>
		<link>http://dogvsandwich.wordpress.com/2008/09/29/story-a-fish-and-a-balloon-by-diane-height/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 12:05:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Normally, gentle reader, as you know, I am loathe to publish stories with talking animals in them. However this week I have made an exception for you, that you might delight in the philosophical musings below. Pwarp! a-fish-and-a-balloon    A Fish and a Balloon Diane Height       This is a fable-because it can&#8217;t [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dogvsandwich.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1457143&amp;post=121&amp;subd=dogvsandwich&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Story: Lord of the Road-kill&#8230; by M.J. Salmon</title>
		<link>http://dogvsandwich.wordpress.com/2008/09/22/story-lord-of-the-road-kill-by-mj-salmon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 23:35:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What can one say on a glorious Spring morning like this? With birds singing and possums dancing a merry jig in the courtyard. What indeed, other than, watch out for the bad bus!!! lord-of-the-road-kill      Lord of the Road-Kill. By M.J. Salmon   Bad Bus boils down the asphalt, looking for the all-American Scream [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dogvsandwich.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1457143&amp;post=118&amp;subd=dogvsandwich&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Story: Goldiclocks and the Three Hands&#8230; by Kevin V. Kvas</title>
		<link>http://dogvsandwich.wordpress.com/2008/09/16/story-goldiclocks-and-the-three-hands-by-kevin-v-kvas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 13:43:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Time for this week&#8217;s story&#8230; *Exactly* on time! Woooooo&#8230; you are getting sleepy&#8230;  you love Dog versus Sandwich&#8230; buy its editor a soft drink&#8230;. Enjoy! goldiclocks-and-the-three-hands      Goldiclocks and the Three Hands Kevin V. Kvas       Once upon a time a girl named Goldiclocks went walking in the forest and found a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dogvsandwich.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1457143&amp;post=115&amp;subd=dogvsandwich&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Story: The Warhol-Sleeping Quartet&#8230; by Peter M. Ball</title>
		<link>http://dogvsandwich.wordpress.com/2008/09/08/story-the-warhol-sleeping-quartet-by-peter-m-ball/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 09:42:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here in upside-down-land it&#8217;s Spring, the season when flowers crawl up our nostrils and attempt to shred the lining of our noses, and emus pelt down from the skies, pecking at our heads demurely. And the sun on the back of our heads reminds us that we are here, again. Here is a story. the-warhol-sleeping-quartet  [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dogvsandwich.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1457143&amp;post=111&amp;subd=dogvsandwich&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bewaaaaare!</title>
		<link>http://dogvsandwich.wordpress.com/2008/08/25/bewaaaaare/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 07:58:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Also, it should be noted that the Dog and Foodstuff will be taking a short break next week, while I train a baby sealion to do my job and occasionally bring me stuffed olives and cheesy pasta. We will return on the eighth of September. With bells on! (1)   (1) There will be no [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dogvsandwich.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1457143&amp;post=109&amp;subd=dogvsandwich&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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