This week’s story was divined from the entrails of a goat named Professor Baason. I think you’ll agree it has his particular stamp of poignancy and tin can eating…
Jack and the Tiny Kittens
By Daniel Euphrat
Jack sat in his recliner, watching TV.
On TV, a bald fat man was trying to eat a snow cone. He looked very happy.
“Finally!” he said. “Finally, something that makes me happy. Thank god!”
The audience laughed. (more…)