Archive for the ‘July 2008’ Category
This story reminds me of the time I tried to fly a kite from the window of a space ship. There’s no wind in space. THERE’S NO WIND IN SPACE!! Needless to say I felt quite the fool, the journey was spoilt and my kite now sits in the garage, covered in dust and small plastic bags.
Lisa A. Koosis
The world ended not with nuclear missiles, nor rising floodwaters, but with pasta. There was no Judgment Day, no Second Coming, no aliens with cold, metal probes. There was only rigatoni and fusilli, golden strands of linguini and striated tubes of penne. (more…)
This week’s story was divined from the entrails of a goat named Professor Baason. I think you’ll agree it has his particular stamp of poignancy and tin can eating…
Jack and the Tiny Kittens
By Daniel Euphrat
Jack sat in his recliner, watching TV.
On TV, a bald fat man was trying to eat a snow cone. He looked very happy.
“Finally!” he said. “Finally, something that makes me happy. Thank god!”
The audience laughed. (more…)